the_angel
14-02-2008, 11:40 PM
Husband : (Returning late from work) " Good evening dear….. I'm logged in
Wife : Have you brought the grocery?
Husband: Bad command or filename
Wife: But I told you in the morning!
Husband: Syntax Error. Abort
Wife: What about my new TV?
Husband: Variable not found
Wife: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.
Husband: Sharing Violation.. Access denied
Wife: Do you love me or do you love computers or are you just being funny?
Husband: Too many parameters
Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband: Data type mismatch
Wife: You are useless.
Husband: It's by default
Wife: What about your Salary?
Husband: File in use …. Try later
Wife: What is my value in the family?
Husband: Unknown Virus
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Wife : Have you brought the grocery?
Husband: Bad command or filename
Wife: But I told you in the morning!
Husband: Syntax Error. Abort
Wife: What about my new TV?
Husband: Variable not found
Wife: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.
Husband: Sharing Violation.. Access denied
Wife: Do you love me or do you love computers or are you just being funny?
Husband: Too many parameters
Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband: Data type mismatch
Wife: You are useless.
Husband: It's by default
Wife: What about your Salary?
Husband: File in use …. Try later
Wife: What is my value in the family?
Husband: Unknown Virus
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